#okay thats better

[grouperhq]

no! elfs and hobbits and dwarfs will kill the patient

she needs a gollum to live

[vidra-comprehends]

Day 31: Free Theme

What do you do when you are thoroughly burnt out (no pun intended) and seem to have lost all creative energy? A closet cosplay.

I went with Streetcleaner, because I need her gender.

Prompt by @spaccadt and @paulacaulfield

Thank you both for turning my page into an Ultrakill blog without me realizing. /pos

More under the cut.

[grellestie]

What would be a most visually defining trait in art for evil women to you? Something you see and immediately think "this bitch is pure EVIL, i like it"

I've been sitting on this ask so long because I was trying to think of an answer and I think I got one-

The most visually defining trait for evil women has to be a distinct expression. Now let me explain what I mean by this (I am TIRED after all that archiving)

Here are some EXAMPLES;

SO something that's all in common is the smug aura they have, the "I am doing everything perfectly and nobody can stop me >:)" vibes. The power, the willingness to go through with their plan, the scheming to what they could do to make it even WORSE. The situation THEY made is going right for them so they are obviously more than happy about it. THAT'S when you pinpoint an evil woman for me and what p much makes me lose it over them. A fictional woman could go "yeah i would kill you" with a smug little expression and I would probably change my icon on Discord to them for a bit.

In short, I love when THE girls are WINNING and when their expression reflects how much they KNOW they are WINNING <3

I originally wanted to say "eyebrows" then remembered how hard it would have been to get examples. Still a pretty big part though!

[adiosterror]

Everything bad that ever happened in the canon, she's never really processed? If i had to guess

She's super stunted in her emotions and that's never really paid attention to in all the comic's years of running, just forcing her down this same cycle of bottle-it-up for eternity

(Warning! Im a selfshipper ehehe,, and homestuck tw since god damn its necessary with that comic, you dont have to read if you are uncomfortable with either of those things! Ty for letting me ramble though :) )

She's never once confronted all her trauma and everything horrible that happened to her and it's SO sad to think about,, the death of her father, literally the destruction of the entire world, having to spend three years just looking at that same color of god awful yellow

And if we're talking the epilogues and ^2, either she's a divorced father who just tries to make it by with a son who despises her, OR she's literally just dead. And her corpse is shoved in some chick's wallet in space.

A lot of my comfort when it comes to her is the thoughts of seeing her combat her fears and finally settling down to think through everything that happened in her childhood,, even if it takes years for her, I want to be there and give her the support she's needed for so long and that nobody gave to her

I don't want her to keep shoving everything down, she's so emotionally stunted that she doesn't even know who she is anymore, she's pulling her hair out to make sure all of her friends can stay alive because anything could happen at any given moment,, she's so tired and my heart aches for her honestly

Nobody's ever stopped to listen to her, she's never even had a resting moment to think about it,, she rambled with her sister in a frustrated rage but she only got annoyed with it

Even if someone offered to listen, I don't think she would go and pour her heart out anyway, she's not really like that? She'd probably shrug and just mumble that she doesn't know,, it'd take a long time of knowing and getting close to her to even dream about yanking all that out of her

I like to imagine slowly learning her body language and understanding when she's uncomfortable in a situation, or if she's starting to think about bad memories from the game,, i don't think you could 'fix her' or anything stupid like that, i just want to be there for her and let her know that she's seen and someone is there to listen to her

Everyone in canon just kind of sees her as this annoying ball of puberty when that's probably the last of her issues? She's so emotionally undeveloped, and at the rate her friendships are falling apart in her twenties, she'll stay that way for the rest of her seemingly immortal life, thinking that there's much more important things to worry about then how she feels and just feeling like an empty shell when there isn't

So so sorry, I'll shut up now lmao,, if you did get this far, get pranked, you just got john egberted

Hussie be damned, transitioning would've been a perfect milestone for starting her being able to finally focus on her own needs for the first time in her life

new tumblr game. put in the tags a GENUINE flaw your fav(s) has. cant be something like "too kind" or "loves too much" like something genuinely bad messed up morally wrong they are or have done

[3rdsday]

Tommy basically said "the DSMP was good because it was, and still is, loved" and that basically sums up my feelings on the matter too.

[verflares]

would you like to live deliciously?

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[sir-walton-goggins]

[crunchchute]

My Sam & Max cosplay I debuted at a local con during the weekend!

[starry-bi-sky]

i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

[couch-house]

yippee knuckles comic done! wanted to try several things: tell a story in 4-7 pages, attempt to style layouts and writing a bit more like stc comics, and lump my "knuckles raised unknowingly by the m.e." headcanons together. mixed results I think but I still think it turned out nice :)

[sleepanonymous]

Legend has it if you listen to this soundcheck on repeat it will clear your skin, water your crops, and cure your depression. I hope this heals all of you like it has healed me.

[super-nova5045]

sylvia plath, todd anderson and virginia woolf (aka ACTUAL tortured poets) watching taylor “im breaking up with my boyfriend for his intense depression and blaming it on him, im dating a racist who enjoys watching woc being brutalized and harasses young woc artists, i sent my fans out on a hate train to attack a young woc actress for a line she had to say as part of her job to show how mentally ill her character was, im dating a maga supporter, i refuse to say anything about a current genocide despite being the most influential person in the world right now, i am a billionaire, i fly 13 minute flights and have the highest carbon emission of any celebrity, i am a known white feminist who only speaks about issues when it affects me and has constantly let my fans get away with extreme racism and even encouraged it by associating myself with known racists” swift call herself a tortured poet (her writing sounds like a bunch of thesaurus words slapped over gabba hanna and rupi kaur-esque poetry that was created purely as a trinket for an edgy pinterest board)

[love-vermeil]

meows cutely at you (ao3 linked)

[shorthaltsjester]

the mighty nein - critical role

this is a place where i don't feel alone. this is a place where i feel at home.

[hakusins]

cw // suggestive

worshipped route for whitney the faithful (or fallen?) where he's preparing the sacrifice pc for weekly prayers~

whitney the faithful/swap au idea belongs to @just-dol-headshots